Mr. Floats is perhaps New Orleans’ oldest and most enigmatic resident, having immigrated to the city in 1718 after a lengthy career with the notorious CarnEvil of Souls in Europe. Often whispered about in ancient folklore, Mr. Floats is credited as the original creator of the haunting children’s rhyme “Row, Row, Row Your Boat,” a song that many believe carries a deeper meaning. His presence has long been tied to Haitian Vodou culture, where stories of a tall, eerie clown who preys on the spirits of children spread among Louisianan and Haitian immigrants. His legend continues to echo in the city’s dark corners. Mr Floats also ventured into a reputable business of selling meat with his mobile meat packing trucks. Founded in 1715 by Hrodebert Kasparov Grau, the Mr Floats Meat Packing Company helped make Louisiana the original center of the American meatpacking industry. Mr Floats Meat Packing also ventured into pharmaceuticals and soap manufacturing, and revolutionized how meat was processed, delivered, and sold. Now residing beneath the streets of the French Quarter, Mr. Float’s influence is steeped in the city’s fabric, commanding the adoration of his loving followers worldwide. Known for feeding on fear and the spirits of the young, Mr. Floats is a legend intertwined with the rich supernatural history of the Crescent City. He can be found lurking in his Mr Floats Meat Packing Ice Cream truck around the country.